Marvin the Martian

Marvin the Martian is a kleptomanic. He is not to be trusted.

He is not to be left alone in a doctor’s office.

He will swipe the tongue depressors.

He will pilfer the vomit treys.

Marvin the Martian is a kleptomanic. He is not to be trusted.

He should be banished from the public library.

He stole Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations.

He did not know that he could download it for free.

Marvin the Martian is a kleptomanic. He is not to be trusted.

He causes problems in the mall bathroom.

He steals all the hand soap by emptying it into a paper cup.

He is promoting the flu this season.

Marvin the Martian is a kleptomanic. He is not to be trusted.