Steve
Martin realized that he was a horrible actor.
Everything
he made was awful but people still watched his junk anyway.
That is
why he became a dump truck operator at a strip mine in Alberta.
When the aurora borealis showed up in the sky,
A
mysterious vortex swallowed him and his dump truck.
There
were no roads where he was going.
Steve
Martin found himself on the Great Plains among a Comanche band.
His dump
truck brought them powerful medicine and he became a great war chief.
Steve
Martin thanked God for allowing him to life a fulfilling existence.
He also ate raw buffalo meat
